HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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