I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
its not stalking. its research.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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