i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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