**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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