i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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