Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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