I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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