If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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