i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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