it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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