I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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