Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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