just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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