your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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