And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We left the knife in your bed.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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