I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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