Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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