his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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