More tranny stories later!
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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