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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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