In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just blew my weed a kiss
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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