ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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