let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Come on in and take your pants off
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