I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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