so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
