Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
