I CAN MOONWALK!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I see more hoeing in ur future
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