What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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