how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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