You really coming over, don't trick.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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