I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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