were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
