You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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