The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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