I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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