How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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