He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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