Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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