omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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