dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
