This girl is more easily done than said...
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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