Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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