It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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