we're blogging at a bar
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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