just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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