It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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