Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I don't think brook has ever known best
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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