i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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