I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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