I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I need moral support for this bender
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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