and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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