I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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