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But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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